but the lizard people decide everything anyway
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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