Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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