Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.�
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
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