remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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