what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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