You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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