That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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