toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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