butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Randomize
