I hope mine doesn't look like that
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I have tasted many bathrooms
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
Randomize
