My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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