she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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