I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
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