So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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