WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
