If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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