She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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