What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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