Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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