boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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