Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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