i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Are we still banned from the library?
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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