I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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