Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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