morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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