I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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