Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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