I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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