I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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