she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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