i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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