spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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