You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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