So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
This is classic penis vs brain.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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