would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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