I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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