we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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