Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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