U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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