i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
You need Xanax blowdarts
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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