i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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