whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
a search helicopter?!
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
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