just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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