my mouth tastes like poor choices
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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