mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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