sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
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