and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
I smell like Dick and happiness
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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