Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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