Banned from zoo.
Again?
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
Randomize
