I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
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