So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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